Meta ads for brands Meta doesn't want.
I scaled a hemp-derived THC brand from $800 to $55K+ in monthly revenue in just 6 months on Meta, using creatives that slip past every restricted-category filter. Now I do the same for other operators in the gray.
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THE WORK
The work speaks first.
$55K+/mo
CURRENT RUN RATE
68×
REVENUE GROWTH IN 6 MONTHS
0
AGENCIES INVOLVED
Real creatives currently running on Meta. Not portfolio mockups.
THE FOUNDER
Who's behind this.
I'm Griffin Moon. I founded Chester Cannabis Co. and within 6 months scaled it from $800 a month to $55K+/mo, building a hemp-THC brand in one of Meta's most restricted categories without an agency, using a creative system I developed by failing publicly across hundreds of ad accounts. I now apply that same system for other operators selling products platforms don't like.
THE WORK ITSELF
What you actually get.
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Native-format creatives.
Sensitive content warnings, AirDrop mockups, fake reviews, ChatGPT screenshots. Formats that read as content, not ads.
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Compliance-safe account structure.
Clean domain routing and creative angles that don't trip Meta's automated review. Built to survive, not just launch.
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Restricted-category copywriting.
Claims that convert without flagging. The line is narrow, and I know exactly where it is.
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Creative testing systems.
Structured iteration that compounds month over month. Not random variation hoping something hits.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Built for these categories.
·Hemp-derived THC
·Kratom & Kava
·Nicotine Alternatives
·Peptides & Nootropics
·Firearms & Accessories
·Sexual Wellness
·Bold-Claim Supplements
·Other Restricted DTC
If your category gets flagged, banned, or quietly throttled, that's the work.
ENGAGEMENTS
How we work together.
FOOT IN THE DOOR
The Audit
$1,500
ONE-TIME
A complete teardown of your Meta account with a 30-day plan to fix it.
- •Full account audit (structure, creative, targeting, attribution)
- •30–45 minute Loom walkthrough of findings
- •Written 30-day test plan with specific creative angles
- •One follow-up call within 14 days
- •Delivered in 7 business days
Credits 100% toward a retainer if you upgrade within 30 days.
Start Here →MOST COMMON
The Retainer
$2,500–$6,000
PER MONTH · THREE TIERS
Done-for-you Meta ads. I run the account, build the creatives, manage the spend.
Starter, $2,500/mo
6–8 creatives, weekly reporting, monthly call. For brands under $10K/mo ad spend.
Standard, $4,000/mo
10–14 creatives, full account management, bi-weekly calls. For brands $10–30K/mo.
Scale, $6,000/mo+
15+ creatives, dedicated Slack, weekly calls. For brands $30K/mo and up.
Three-month minimum. Month-to-month after.
Start Here →FOR IN-HOUSE TEAMS
Creative Only
$1,500
PER MONTH
You run the account. I deliver the creatives that actually get through.
- •8–12 native-format creatives per month
- •Concept, copy, and final assets (static + short-form video)
- •One revision round per creative
- •Delivered weekly in batches
Two-month minimum.
Start Here →NEXT STEPS
Let's see if this is a fit.
Book a 20-minute call. I'll review your account, tell you straight up whether I can help, and quote you on the spot. No deck, no follow-up email sequence. You'll know within the call.
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